Facebook Love Affair

Let’s have a Facebook love affair

It’s the latest thing, have you heard?

You’ll friend request, I’ll accept

Then hang on every word

You’ll stalk all of my photos

And my friends list too

Where in the privacy of my home

I can do the same to you

We’ll comment with discretion

Exchange a few fun pokes

You like all my cat pictures

I LOL your stupid jokes

Let’s have a Facebook love affair

We’ll never have to meet

You can make funny comments

On the pictures of my feet

We can have a private convo

To escape the noisy crowd

And tell each other secrets

That we’d never say out loud

I’ll PM you my number

But you’ll probably never call

Instead we’ll just post funny things

Upon each other’s wall

We can share our sexy pictures

The kind that makes one red

And cause one’s thoughts to roam

While sleeping alone in bed

We’ll engage in playful banter

Spiced with bawdy veiled allusion

And cause our friends to shake their heads

In baffling confusion

We’ll have our first disagreement

Over you liking that other girl’s status

And how many jokes can one tell

About the occurrence of flatus

Let’s have a Facebook love affair

Until the bubble bursts

And be the stronger of the two

Who clicks on Unfriend first

(c) 1 April 2012